If I were a poodle, I would try to be the best poodle ever. Why? Because poodles, like beagles, tend to have a bad rep amongst most people I know, at least, and I want [...]

I can sum up about 95% of what last night’s news was about: the blizzard of March 17th-18th. Reporters were delivering up-to-the-minute information on a “winter storm” that was on its way to Minnesota, scraping [...]

So, I went to my first ever court appearance today to get my driving privileges back. Woooo HA! One would think the process was as easy as:1. Go to court2. Talk to judge3. Pay some [...]

11:42pmSo, here I am back in my hometown of Cottage Grove, MN where all of this suspended license bullcaca began nearly a month ago (read the ol' blog entry here if you haven't yet). It's [...]

I played news reporter today on my homey VomitGod's blog... read it and weep as I huff a gentle breath upon my fingernails and buff them on my shirt.(ps - While you're over there, be [...]

I don't know how things work where you live, but here in the Twin Shitties, our local television stations go above and beyond to craft 30 second advertisements featuring their newscasters hanging out dressed in [...]

Preface: I am not being a kiss-ass here and am by no means a rock critic – I’m just presenting my honest opinion about a band I believe in and hope makes it (whatever “making [...]