Corduroy Silencers

I was walking around in Barnes and Noble today while wearing corduroy pants.I like corduroys as much as the next guy, but they were making that fwwwwip..fwwwwwip.. noise as I was walking from the inner [...]

2005-06-29T00:49:00-05:00June 29th, 2005|

The Herpes of Nature

I truly believe there is no God.Why?Because as of today, a bevy of chigger bites have appeared on my skin.Chiggers are the herpes of nature. They give you bites that itch something fierce, and itch [...]

2017-02-27T18:58:15-06:00June 28th, 2005|

Cats are awesome.

If you’re not a cat person, you may as well just skip this one and go about your daily business, you filthy cat-hating ninny.My new kitty Frank has finally come out of his shell 3 [...]

2017-02-27T18:58:15-06:00June 27th, 2005|
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