I declare this Monday to be July 32nd
Thanks to having a birthday on July 23rd, I am now 32. "Wow, Micycle, you're 32? But you appear to be so young, handsome, vibrant and full of life," you're all thinking. Well thanks. I [...]
Thanks to having a birthday on July 23rd, I am now 32. "Wow, Micycle, you're 32? But you appear to be so young, handsome, vibrant and full of life," you're all thinking. Well thanks. I [...]
I was glad to hear from my Aunt Cookie that she tried to access this journal at work and it has been blocked due to inappropriate content. Awesome! I feel so controversial! To Cookie's IT [...]
No, this isn't pertaining to the male anatomy - sorry.You've probably seen the footage of the recent space shuttle boo boo - there it is flying up into space and a chunk of it flies [...]
um..So I'm sitting here at this restaurant right now. One of the employees just walked up to her boss with a handful of trash and said "Doesn't anyone ever check behind the microwave?!" The conversation [...]
Several years ago, one would never imagine people walking around with cell phones capable of taking pictures. Think about it… is this really a necessary device to have? We seemed to get along with our [...]
Hi, my name is Nancy Yogurt.There was this one time that I put some yogurt on my foot for the dog to lick off and then the doorbell rang. The dog completely freaked as she [...]
Is it Tuesday? Because I had something planned that day, and if it is indeed Tuesday, I missed it. Dammit.If it's Wednesday, that's cool, because nothing was planned.. but I keep having this feeling it's [...]