Quite a while ago I purchased a pack of 8 eyeballs with sticky backs on 'em with the intent of putting some on my guitar. Through the molded plastic they were packaged in, they looked [...]

I'm sitting here looking at an orange monkey squeaky toy on my desk and am a little perplexed, mainly because it has no arms.When is the last time you saw an orange monkey with no [...]

I snapped some shots of me new abode all for your viewing pleasure here. Everyone's welcome to come over for Jesus Juice, Llama rides and sleep in my bed once everything's all unpacked!

I've had nice landlords in my day, as well as those that have proven to be the spawn of Satan. But this lady I'm working with now definitely takes home the cake in the "neat-o" [...]

I just thought of something the other day when my Dad's dog was incessantly begging for treats. I bet she wouldn't be on such a frequent treat regimen if the treats were chewy like gum, [...]

I am signing my life away this evening in a cool old apartment in Uptown. Now that my karmic debt has recently come full circle by catching me off guard and completely nabbing me in [...]

To those of you unfamiliar with my hometown of Cottage Grove, MN, it goes a little something like this: it is about 30 miles from the outskirts of the Twin Cities and it has a [...]