Every so often I think back to 3rd Grade when I sat next to an orange haired fella named Jim. His last name started with a B, that's alls I remember. I always found him [...]

I splurged and bought me a dandy tin of $2 Altoids Sour Chewing Gum the other day, mainly because I'm a sucker for tins, and this one happened to be decorated in my favorite shade [...]

As she stood outside, she heard the bustling traffic in the distance. It sounded as if the highway were breathing, save for a horn honk here and there on a nearby busy street which sort [...]

It's my brother Chuck's birfday today - yaaay! (He's Frensch Flies on me MySpace top 8.)My brother rules. He plays viola like I like to play geetar. He also does pretty damned good on the [...]

It's amazing how easy it is to find the stuff - not even a half a block away from my apartment in the middle of the afternoon, no less. Oh, I'm gonna party tonight, yes [...]

Okay, let me lay some shit out for you here about my past. I recently have crossed paths with a lad I used to play with in my toddler days, and I've got a bone [...]

Tonight I have very special plans for a very special someone out there. I'm going to start by making my special homestyle fried chiggen for dinner. It will be accompanied by a side of buttered [...]