That is unless your ship has capsized, he’s dead, floating next to you, and you hold onto him strictly because he’s the only buoyant object within reach.
That is unless your ship has capsized, he’s dead, floating next to you, and you hold onto him strictly because he’s the only buoyant object within reach.
Do islands float or are they gigantic dirt tubes reaching to the ocean floor? If they are dirt tubes, is a potted plant in a puddle an island? If they float, does that make Ivory soap an island? Perhaps, we'll never know.
An island is defined as "a land mass (smaller than a continent) that is surrounded by water".. so yes, a potted plant would qualify as an island. That is unless the plant is the size of a continent. Ivory soap is obviously not made out of land, so sadly, that is not an island.
I guess that knocks the old Dolly Parton joke off the list (Q: "What did Kenny Rogers sing when he walked in on Dolly Parton taking a bath?" A: "Islands In The Stream")