2 words: 56K modem.Here is the process:1) Log onto internet2) Look on job pages, bite nails and pull out hair while waiting at least 30 seconds for pages to load3) Once page is half loaded, [...]

I was walking around in Barnes and Noble today while wearing corduroy pants.I like corduroys as much as the next guy, but they were making that fwwwwip..fwwwwwip.. noise as I was walking from the inner [...]

I truly believe there is no God.Why?Because as of today, a bevy of chigger bites have appeared on my skin.Chiggers are the herpes of nature. They give you bites that itch something fierce, and itch [...]

If you’re not a cat person, you may as well just skip this one and go about your daily business, you filthy cat-hating ninny.My new kitty Frank has finally come out of his shell 3 [...]

Those words, my friends, are the recipe for getting your drug-deal partner bound, gagged, and carved up with a chainsaw like a Thanksgiving turkey while a nice man points a gun to your head to [...]

We had lunch the other day in a local watering hole and I noticed a sign that caught my attention. It read: NO GUNS ALLOWED BEYOND THIS ENTRANCE. "But Micycle, I see those all over [...]

I've always daydreamed about making my own ridiculous T-shirts and stickers... seems as if I've finally stumbled onto a place which will allow me to do so. And better yet, you can spend your hard-earned [...]