I have been eating low sugar Cocoa Puffs lately. They allegedly contain 75% less sugar than regular Cocoa Puffs. They are delicious. “75% less sugar” means only one thing to me: I can eat 75% more Cocoa Puffs now – that’s about 3.5 bowls in one sitting.
Cocoa Puffs look like bunny poop.
Speed Bumps should not be called “speed bumps” – you do not speed as you travel over them. I think “leisurely bumps” or “making me slow down when I’m in a hurry bumps” would be much more applicable.
Indian food is delicious.
If I hear one more thing about money, so help me gawd, I am going to strangle a stuffed animal. And I’ll make sure to pick a cute one.
Will I ever be “Alive and well” and know where I am?
Why do I save emails? I have some that go all the way back to 1998, and I probably haven’t looked at them since then.
2 people that should never have been allowed to make Christmas albums: Gloria Estefan and Celine Dion. And Mannheim Steamroller. And Amy Grant. John Tesh. Jim Brickman.
I evidently forgot what 2 means.
People that should make Christmas albums: Slayer.
Who is yapping at you about the earth monies? NO EARTH MONIES YAPPING. Did you know it's pretend you are an alien day? Oh, you knew that already? And aren't celebrating? Ah, eye sea. Does that explain your unhappy face pose on the front part of your brain bag?