Hi, I'm Mike
I'm a NYC-based guitarist, illustrator, mangler of words, pizza slinger, and all-around human being. Welcome to my website!
Stuff that I do
Drawrings
2800 punnies since 2013!
Musics
ICED INK, solo acoustic, and other stuff
Phonetography
Visual captures from my hand computer
Blawgs
I'm the typin' type
Recent blawgs
Yeah I know... most of these are over 5 years old. I'm workin' on it!
Pam Bondage
She tried to act like she was on the ball, but all of the childish shouting and pointing made me want to gag. You’re supposed ...
Go →
“With Drawl”… and hey, it’s 2026 now!
Wyatt is still partying down for the new year. He resolved to quit drinking, so he’s been getting fake drunk on mocktails since last night. ...
Go →
T Tree
“I pit-tree the foo who don’t like punnies!” I was on the fence about this idea but had an Adrian-aline rush and decided to knock ...
Go →
Gnocchio
Everyone nose the story of Pinnochio, but not everyone gno’s about his best spuddy Gnocchio. Their friendship is taterly genuine, and comes with no strings ...
Go →
Draught Horse
This was the last punny I drew, but certainly not the last one I’ll draw! I couldn’t remember when I did it; according to the ...
Go →
“Hey, I know what to do: Make 2,900 of something!”
aka The Self-Inflicted PUNishment of a Dude Who Can’t Stop Drawing Puns When I started drawing puns back in 2013, I had no idea what ...
Go →