Pardon me, do you have theTime to make the donutsLock me up and throw away theKeys to a brand new car-X MenI Can't Believe It's Not BetterOff DeadStubbed myTow truckdo you have a BuckRogers, RogerPour [...]

Pardon me while I take my clown mask off for a day to attempt to use this blog and all of you lovely readers as a coping mechanism. Caution to animal lovers: this is gonna [...]

We have a bag of Snickers that is supposed to last until a party tomorrow. I accidentally opened it and started eating them. Get that fucking bag away from me!! "Fun Size" my ass..."Fun Size" [...]

Star Wars fever is back!Yes, I'm one of those people. If you were a kid in the 70s like I was, there was no escaping being helplessly drawn in to George Lucas' epic brainwashing tales. [...]

I want to go fishing so bad it hurts. The only thing holding me back is I don't want to touch the slimy bait to bait the hook, and I wouldn't know what in the [...]

We went to play frisbee golf on Sunday. Twas my first ever time doing such a thing and just between you and me, I think I've finally found yet another "sport" I am capable of [...]

My homey Pete just posted a response on my Scare Cut blog that weirded me out.Long story short, my hair used to be so long that it would get stuck in the zipper of my [...]