Thanks

Just wanted to post a special thanks to those of you stepping up to bat to try and help me out lately – you know who you are, darlings. Every little effort regardless of the outcome is immensely appreciated. In the future when I’m rich and famous with my Meat Smoothie book deal and wiping my arse with $100 bills (and pages from my book), I’ll remember you all and be sure to send you nice wine and salami gift baskets every holiday.

To those of you unaware, I’m [fusion_builder_container hundred_percent=”yes” overflow=”visible”][fusion_builder_row][fusion_builder_column type=”1_1″ background_position=”left top” background_color=”” border_size=”” border_color=”” border_style=”solid” spacing=”yes” background_image=”” background_repeat=”no-repeat” padding=”” margin_top=”0px” margin_bottom=”0px” class=”” id=”” animation_type=”” animation_speed=”0.3″ animation_direction=”left” hide_on_mobile=”no” center_content=”no” min_height=”none”][hopefully] approaching the tail end of what has been the longest job search in my personal employment history. It has shown me sides of myself that I didn’t know I had in me and hopefully won’t ever have to see again once all this poot is over with. It has taught me this: always have a backup plan. BAH!

Thanks again everyone, and as my favorite ever fart-in-a-windstorm phrase from the KISS: EXPOSED! video goes:

Wherever I am, I gots the FOAD Boogie and I gots to get it out. More on that later.

p.s. – To all of those ass munchers on monster.com and the other job boards who keep giving me false hopes by sending me YOU’RE HIRED! emails only for me to open them up and discover it’s misleading spammy solicitation for bullshit outbound sales and telemarketing positions, fuck you very much.