Attn. Grandma: Have fun in jail
Many of you may remember the good times I had earlier this year when I was sent to jail driving in Cottage Grove with a suspended license as a result of few past due parking [...]
Many of you may remember the good times I had earlier this year when I was sent to jail driving in Cottage Grove with a suspended license as a result of few past due parking [...]
I bought some pants yesterday. Although I've saved both the tags and the receipt, I've been wearing them for almost 6 hours now and just realized that they're a might bit short in the ankle [...]
Every so often I hit a rut of utter confusion where I need to stop listen to the Genesis tune ABACAB about 100 times in a row. I currently have it blaring through my headphones [...]
Oh my.. it's already been a year since my State Fair post. How time flies. You know what that means - it's time to pay a lot of money to eat a lot of shitty [...]
That's right, a big hairy and sweaty one - and this Dick was walking the shores of Lake Calhoun last night.Get your mind out of the gutter, you pervert! I'm talking about Dick Enrico, owner [...]
Iced Ink (a.k.a. my rock band) got a pretty damn good sounding CD off the mixing board from our Uptown show last week. Listen to and/or download two of the tracks in all their glory [...]
I went to OfficeMax to purchase a new printer yesterday because sadly, it was cheaper than buying new ink for my old one and which was on its deathbed anyways. One would assume that such [...]