Thanks Mom

I just read that a recent Harvard study shows that when a mother eats a lot of fish while a baby is in the womb, the child is apt to be smarter.

I’d just like to say: Thanks, mom – you must have been eating a shitload of fish back in ’73.

2 thoughts on “Thanks Mom”

  1. micycle tricycle

    Sometimes I fear I will grow up to have Abe Vagoda brows. Or Beau Bridges. I guess that would be cool, I could hide M&Ms in them in stuff.

    This one time? I was like, totally writing a poem? And like, I needed something to rhyme with South Dakaota? And, like, I was totally all, "Dude! Abe Vagoda!!!"

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