um..
So I’m sitting here at this restaurant right now. One of the employees just walked up to her boss with a handful of trash and said “Doesn’t anyone ever check behind the microwave?!”
The conversation continued and ended with her walking away and saying, “Yeah, and that’s where I found the condom, too!”
Please… I beg you, please tell me you didn’t find the condom anywhere near the apple croissants.
We did, in fact, find the condom next to the apple croissants.
I'd be sooooooo outta there!