Attn. panhandlers: Come to Minneapolis, they want you here!
Attn. panhandlers: Come to Minneapolis, they want you here! Read Post »
I saw a news story on the telly last night that made me want to take a rubber mallet and […]
Attn. panhandlers: Come to Minneapolis, they want you here! Read Post »
I saw a news story on the telly last night that made me want to take a rubber mallet and […]
Press release: Iced Ink drummer search is OVER Read Post »
Over, finished, done, gone, out. Barry is the lad’s name and our pickles are tickled to have him on board.
You with the hilarious fabricated lisp and white boots. You know who you are. Yeah, you with the new bike.
Confessions of a Park High metalhead Read Post »
I don’t know why exactly I remembered this, but I was thinking back on all of the stupid shit we
Post Dated for you to say something stupid. Read Post »
That’s what my intent is here: For each and everyone who reads this to post something stupid. Why? Because I
It’s Slowing, not Fasting Read Post »
This just occurred to me: Fasting should not be called fasting, because any time you starve yourself on purpose for
Soft drinks with lime disease Read Post »
Coke with lime. *sigh* Why does this exist? Is there an underground society of Coke drinkers out there that are
The Mystical Polyester B.O. Aroma Groove Thing Read Post »
Yes Satriani fans, that there was a blatant ripoff of one of my favorite songs of his. Now that’s out
The one place left in the universe without a Starbucks or Caribou Read Post »
Kimb and I embarked on a journey to good ol’ historic Southern MN over the weekend which took place in
Is that my fat ass they’re showing on TV? Read Post »
I was watching the Today Show this morning and they did a segment on this completely ridiculous beauty makeover of