2 davenports and 1 bucket of dog poo
2 davenports and 1 bucket of dog poo Read Post »
Riddle me this: Q: What do you call someone who is not fond at all of manual labor but suddenly […]
2 davenports and 1 bucket of dog poo Read Post »
Riddle me this: Q: What do you call someone who is not fond at all of manual labor but suddenly […]
Three cheers for brother Mitch Read Post »
I am SO bummed out. One of my very few non music-related heroes/influences, Minnesota comedian Mitch Hedberg, died on Wednesday.
If I were a poodle Read Post »
If I were a poodle, I would try to be the best poodle ever. Why? Because poodles, like beagles, tend
Attn. Minnesota: It’s snowing Read Post »
I can sum up about 95% of what last night’s news was about: the blizzard of March 17th-18th. Reporters were
Court (as in ‘traffic’, not ‘tennis’) Read Post »
So, I went to my first ever court appearance today to get my driving privileges back. Woooo HA! One would
Micycle goes to Mommy and Daddy’s Read Post »
11:42pm So, here I am back in my hometown of Cottage Grove, MN where all of this suspended license bullcaca
I played news reporter today on my homey VomitGod’s blog… read it and weep as I huff a gentle breath
Local broadcast news commercials Read Post »
I don’t know how things work where you live, but here in the Twin Shitties, our local television stations go
Screaming Monkey Boner-iffic Read Post »
Preface: I am not being a kiss-ass here and am by no means a rock critic – I’m just presenting
Try to think about not thinking. I dare you! Read Post »
Have you ever tried to not think before? It’s pretty damn hard, because you tell yourself “Okay, I’m not going