If you’re a brain surgeon, please don’t take that literally. Put the scalpels down, man.
For lack of anything else to write about, I am going to give myself 7 minutes to type whatever I’m thinking – hopefully my fingers will be able to keep up with my mind.. This kind of stuff is always fun for me personally to read days, months, or even years later, because for the most part, I have no recollection of ever thinking these things, nor would I want to. Hey – I’m easily amused.
I’m not going to spell check, format, or correct anything.. what you see is what you get! After I type the last word, I’m going to hit the PUBLISH button and not read this for a month or two – at which point I’ll read it and probably think “okay, that was ridiculous… why did I do that?”
Okay – ready… set… GO
I bet you can’t guess what my password is
The cell phone is a piece of shit
How many vegetarians broke down and ate real turkey on Thanksgiving? I know of one and was there to see it happen.
How old is that half empty bottle of Diet Coke in front of me? Kittens are funny, because they chase after things. How long is it going to take for a customer to walk in here and disrupt my stream of consciousness writing? It’s been a while since anyone’s been here, they’re all too busy driving in the freezing rain to do their holiday shopping… get things like $9.99 camera pens from Radio Shack and smelly lotion for grandma. How many pens are there on the table? 4. I wonder who put them there? I really ate a lot last night, glad a little walk in the freezing windy air helped it wear off a little bit. Who has my pin? Why is it being held for ransom? I’ve received 10 pictures of people wearing it now and am starting to get a little nervous. I wish I could buy one of the new smaller Playstation 2s and put my old big one in the box and return it,,, say something like “Look – I got home, opened this up and it’s an old used one.. huh! I guess you’ll have to give me a small one, please” I’d like to pick up the new GTA game, charlie has it and it’s pretty funny. “Let it Bleed” is one of my favorite records of all time, I could listen to it literally any time and enjoy it… the Rolling Stones were amazing back in the day. It’s purple blue outside and I wish I had a sweater or something. Going to the Cheesecake factory tonight, I’m still a little full from yesterady, but there’s always room for a little Cheesecake factory fuds, if you know what i’m saying. Flashback to Avis’ house – their couch always smelled like cigarettes and dog pee – most likely because they smoked and had a scary little pug named Doolie that apparently didn’t find the back yard suitable enough for taking a piss
IHOP was pretty good last week, had a lot of eggs and 4 sausage links
Wonder what it’s like to work there? Hopefully I’ll never know I wish I could go to the library and get a bunch of CDs but I think I still owe $78 in late fees for some ridiculous reason. Ah, hell with them. The Walgreens over there was where I went to buy fizzy water once when I was going to KRS> I remember that guitar – it was gold, a Yamaha RGX200 or something? I still have that one, it’s got stickers all over it. I sold the Kramer to Chris Streinke, what a dumbass move that was. I remember the day he burned his face off, the radiator of his car spit all over him. Still sitting here and wondering what’s going on tomorrow. What is going on now?! Suave ain’t all that bad, sure, it’s cheap but it smells pretty good. Leo Kottke – I wonder if he likes Maccaroni and Cheese? What does he eat when he travels. Does he eat guitars?
I have no idea, whoa, 30 seconds left – the bakery guy is coming, will I finish before he gets here, I wonder if there’s any of those ginger apricot thingies I want to go outside only a few seconds left
Boy, that was fascinating.
