Was just sitting at the computer in the coffee shop reading today’s entertainment gnus on YAHOO! and attempting to sip an iced mocha out of a straw. While reading, I felt something poking my brain.. lo and behold, I looked down only to discover that the straw was half way up my left nostril. Talk about bad aim… no wonder I was never good at sports.

Close call, man. These are the times when you realize just how precious and small life is.