Dear readers/friends/family:
For those of you wondering where the hell I went, I have recently been abducted by aliens and will return soon with all new stories and writings –
Until then, hang in there, keep your fingers crossed that I’m able to hang in there, and know this: I’m alive and well… where am I?
Come on, then. Tell us where you are.
I'm sorry, but if I were to tell you, then they would hunt you down, force you to listen to Celine Dion until you lose your mind, and then eat you.
No, no! Anything but Celine! You're so cruel. 🙂
You must like to suck.