Yes Satriani fans, that there was a blatant ripoff of one of my favorite songs of his.Now that's out of the way, I just smelled something that brought me back to my old marching band [...]

Kimb and I embarked on a journey to good ol' historic Southern MN over the weekend which took place in Winona, MN. Have you ever been? I'm guessing that's most of you probably haven't, save [...]

I was watching the Today Show this morning and they did a segment on this completely ridiculous beauty makeover of the USDA's food pyramid plan. The original, as we all know, was just one food [...]

Just when you think things can't get any worse, you wake up naked and disoriented in an abandoned parking lot surrounded by policemen all pointing their guns at you.Last I remember, I was enjoying dinner [...]

I was listening to the radio in the Pinto and a band came on that made me cringe a little. I thought to myself "Man... this band sure sucks - they sound like a horrendous [...]

Let this be a word of advice to any of you who bathe.I showered yesterday as I like to do on an almost daily basis. I take pride in being a boy with a passion [...]

Dear Oreo Thin Crisps®:I would like to take this opportunity to thank you for pointing out a great Healthy Living Tip to me. Located on the front of your packaging is an inspiring note which [...]