Give me 1 fruit bat, a centipede, and a basement bug
I've got some time to kill before a lunch date and have to get something off of my chest in regards to a cat food commercial I saw this morning. Very important things to talk [...]
Whose arm is that?!
Take a gander at this picture (courtesy of David Slam @ Area 52 - more pics and a show review located here).That is me playing my guitar at Iced Ink's "Boner Voyage, VomitGod and Scara!" [...]
A Setting worth Forgetting
Date/time: Saturday, April 16 - 11:43am.Place: Coffee shop that isn't Starbucks or CaribouReason for this journal entry: None.I am sitting at a small table with a laptop on it, an iced mocha, and lid to [...]
Blogger’s spel chack featchure doesnt no the worrd “blog”
Every time I rite a jurnal entrie, I run the blogger spelcheck to catch any words I mispelld. But every time I do this and the word "blog" apeers in my entrie, it sees it [...]
The Boss had better lay off the chicken wings
Lisa, my darling Bruce Springsteen-loving sister, this one's for you. I was going to email you about this dream I had but I know you visit this blog thingy of mine quite regularly, so figured [...]
Thou shalt not covet thy loved one’s stereophonic nostrils
I know I'm not the only one this happens to, because I've asked others.When I have a cold (like I do now), why is it that when my nose is stuffed, it's only on one [...]
If animals had wheels instead of legs
Whenever a doggy or kitty get up on their hind legs and stand like a person, I refer to that as "doing a wheelie". When I said that last night, my mind wandered for a [...]