Undivided Headlines

Every so often I see a gnus headline pop up on the ol’ YAHOO! homepage that is so complete, so attention-fetching, so entire, so whole, and so in yo face that you don’t need to bother clicking it to read the story in order to get a decent picture in your head of what precisely went down. Alls you need is to read that particular conglomeration of 5 or 6 words in the headline and your brain instantly takes care of the rest for you. Like a Thanksgiving Dinner’s worth of information all in one little pill.

Without further ado, here’s today’s winner:

Python Explodes After Eating Alligator

4 thoughts on “Undivided Headlines”

  1. I have a headline for you!!!
    Awesome Country Squire sited at Best Buy in West St. Paul!!
    (colors:ultra wood paneling w/red paint)

  2. I saw that headline too on the online Strib page, and foolishly clicked on the picture of the punctured snake with the gator sticking out of it.

    Ish.

    ~Lants

  3. Here's one I jsut found on CNN.com.

    "Study: U.S. poor trapped in urban areas"

    Well, I'll be darnded. I was unaware.

    -Lance

  4. micycle tricycle

    Haha! Followed by "Study: No money left for actual useful studies due to study funds shit away on researching the obvious"

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