Every so often I see a gnus headline pop up on the ol’ YAHOO! homepage that is so complete, so attention-fetching, so entire, so whole, and so in yo face that you don’t need to bother clicking it to read the story in order to get a decent picture in your head of what precisely went down. Alls you need is to read that particular conglomeration of 5 or 6 words in the headline and your brain instantly takes care of the rest for you. Like a Thanksgiving Dinner’s worth of information all in one little pill.
Without further ado, here’s today’s winner:
