I've taken up a new hobby. I can hold a cat up to my head (my cat Frank at least) and tell what he ate for dinner. See? My guess: some Science Diet adult formula. [...]

When I was a wee pup around the age of 6 or 7, I began to crave off the wall humor almost as much as I daydreamed about being Gene Simmons and making out with [...]

Cause Jesus H., they're definitely living up to their name if they indeed are:Yeah, I know, that's pretty fuckin' gnarly (this is on the tip top of my apartment building. Looks like Mr. Caretaker needs [...]

Since I've moved into my place, I've had the darndest time with the paper towel roll holder that was here when I moved in. It's wooden and pretty big which leads me to guess it's [...]

Don't mind me, I'm just going stir crazy (good movie) at the 39 hour and 38 minute mark of my 40 hour work week. You might want to skip this post altogether if you know [...]

I just woke up to a strange dripping noise coming from the corner of my bedroom wall and now I can't sleep; I have dripping noise insomnia. My first thought was that it might be [...]

I'm at work and so tired right now it's not even funny. I will stare at my computer monitor and suddenly there's two of them and they get all blurry. Then they start floating up [...]