Wow… Here we are three and a half months into this whole NYC thing already. It’s interesting thinking back to August not knowing how in the world this was all gonna pan out. I remember thinking “What happens if we don’t have jobs and savings runs dry?” and envisioning having to sell my amp and a guitar to pay for a moving truck back to Minneapolis, but lo and behold our savings account is still alive and we both have jobs. It feels strangely like home here rather than some big scary intimidating city you always see in the movies that we packed up and moved to.
Every day during my lunch break I religiously walk to south Central Park, down to Times Square, and then take the train back to work. We honeymooned in that general area so it’s always quite nostalgic walking past all of the spots and remembering seeing them for the first time. When you see a building or even a doorway that you remember from a movie or TV show for the first time it’s almost as cool as seeing a celebrity. Maybe it’s better than seeing a celebrity now that I think about it… buildings and historic sites can’t talk. Unless you’re on some sort of illegal mind altering toxin, I guess. Then they probably talk a lot.
Will Lee, man on bass |
On that walk I make a point of it to pass under the Late Show marquee outside of the Ed Sullivan Theater and remember a) crapping my pants in delight when we turned the corner onto Broadway from our hotel and seeing it IN REAL LIFE and b) waiting outside for tickets to Dave’s show a few days later wondering what it would be like to live here. A few days ago I saw Late Show bassist extraordinaire Will Lee outside the building for the second or third time – he’s pretty hard to miss. I always get a little musician-giddy when I see him. Not just because of his undeniably stellar bass skills and his place in Letterman history, but also because he laid down some pretty kickass bass lines on Ace Frehley’s 1978 solo album (which also features equally kickass drumming by Late Show drummer Anton Fig who I hope to see roaming the streets some day). That record has been a staple of my music intake ever since Santa’s elves made it for me and left it under the tree on Dec. 24th of 1979 or 80 (thanks, Santa!) My sister and brother both remember those songs simply because I played the shit out of it and still do to this day – I’m sure it has been embedded into Bryn’s brain as well at this point.
I also unwrapped the Paul Stanley and Peter Criss solo albums that morning, completing my collection of KISS record awesomeness that my Aunt Cookie started the previous July by giving me the Gene Simmons record for my birthday. Ace’s was and always will be by far my favorite. I wonder what Will looked like back then. I’m guessing he sported a sweet beret and a moustache. Pretty much every good rock bassist back then seemed to look like they were in the Doobie Brothers.
Speaking of Santa giving me KISS records, Christmas is right around the corner, yet life feels strangely UnChristmas. This is not a bad or a good thing, it just is what it is mainly due to the following two circumstances:
- Friends and family are 1,200 miles away. If I were The Dude from The Big Lebowski this would certainly register at the top of my “Major bummer, man” list.
- New York City’s weather is currently 49 degrees. Minneapolis’ is that minus 50. I don’t miss that by any means, but it’s certainly different living without it at this time of the year.
#1 is a given to throw anyone’s holiday spirit for a humdinger of a loop. I love being around my families, all two of them, and wondering what spending the holidays without seeing them all sucks. It’s one of the first things that weighed quite heavily on my mind when planning to move out here. Christmas + No family = Major bummer, man. The only thing I can really compare it to is the feeling I had when I was 14 and couldn’t go see Ace Frehley’s 21+ show at Ryan’s… there was something awesome going on that I really wanted to be part of but couldn’t go. We made it through our first Thanksgiving on our own last month just fine though, so there is hope. Missing everyone aside, it was quite the lovely holiday to be quite honest. It still felt like Thanksgiving rather than a day of feeling like we were the only two people left on the planet missing our family and friends. Hopefully Christmas will be the same… we’ll miss everyone like crazy but as Tony Soprano would say, “What da fugg yagonnado?”
#2 The weather. This one kind of took me by surprise. In my happy little pretend la la land world I choose to walk around in most of the day, in order for Christmas to occur there needs to be snow on the ground accompanied by nose leak-inducing temperatures. Rumor has it that does occur around here on occasion, but at the time of writing this it’s 49 degrees and all I see when I look at the ground are the beautiful filthy gum-spotted sidewalks.
There is a #2.5 to this that I just realized: There aren’t any tacky yard ornaments or lights to see on people’s homes… I’m assuming that is because there are no yards in most areas of the city. When one does not have a yard, one cannot decorate one’s yard. Makes sense, I suppose. There are front stoops of course, although I have yet to see any of them completely pimped out for Christmas (there were some really well done Halloween stoops so I know they’ve got it in ’em). There are three Christmas tree vendors on our street alone, and every time we walk past them I get in a good huff of Christmas tree smell which will forever give me the warm fuzzies and flashbacks of things such as watching John Denver hanging out with the Muppets, the smell of wrapping paper, and eagerly awaiting the two week break from school. Those are things that encompass true meaning of Christmas, after all. Man… I miss the two week break from school. I work at a school of sorts now and have a copious amount of envy when I see the unspoken anticipation in the faces of students of not having to come here for two weeks. Lucky sonsabitches.
Christmas will come and go, as will New Years, and then it’s onto that long stretch to spring. We certainly aren’t going to get the same amount of frozen crystalline precipitation that I’m used to in Minnesota which is primarily a good thing. Once winter is over perhaps we will catch a glimpse of the East Coast’s own special extreme weather treat: Tropical cyclone season. I’m not sure that we’re close enough to get any of that action firsthand, but a guy can always hope. I’ve always wanted to hold onto a tree for dear life while my body is parallel to the ground as a result of 150mph winds. Perhaps I will shave all of my hair off so that I’m more aerodynamic.
Dear Santa:
This Christmas in preparation for East Coast tropical cyclone season I would like an adjustable hair trimmer, a bottle of Nair, and a nerd strap for my eyeglasses to keep them on my head while I’m holding onto a tree for dear life and being blown sideways by torrential winds.
Sincerely,
Micycle.