Blawg

When I was a wee pup around the age of 6 or 7, I began to crave off the wall […]

Cause Jesus H., they’re definitely living up to their name if they indeed are: Yeah, I know, that’s pretty fuckin’

Since I’ve moved into my place, I’ve had the darndest time with the paper towel roll holder that was here

Don’t mind me, I’m just going stir crazy (good movie) at the 39 hour and 38 minute mark of my

I just woke up to a strange dripping noise coming from the corner of my bedroom wall and now I

I’m at work and so tired right now it’s not even funny. I will stare at my computer monitor and

It’s my Mom’s burpday today. She was born on this day a few years ago, and YAY FOR THAT! If

“Absinthe makes the heart go wander?” Oh don’t mind me. Seconds ago I had this whole train of thought attached

AAAAH JEEZ. I’m back in Minneapplesauce after one of the most surreal weekends I think I’ve ever had. For those

You didn’t think I’d leave without one final nugget of love, did you? Aw Hell no. I’m waiting for some