Hi, I'm Mike
I'm a NYC-based guitarist, illustrator, mangler of words, pizza slinger, and all-around human being. Welcome to my website!
Stuff that I do
Drawrings
2800 punnies since 2013!
Musics
ICED INK, solo acoustic, and other stuff
Phonetography
Visual captures from my hand computer
Blawgs
I'm the typin' type
Recent blawgs
Yeah I know... most of these are over 5 years old. I'm workin' on it!
T Tree
November 24, 2025
“I pit-tree the foo who don’t like punnies!” I was on the fence about this idea but had an Adrian-aline rush and decided to knock ...
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Gnocchio
November 2, 2025
Everyone nose the story of Pinnochio, but not everyone gno’s about his best spuddy Gnocchio. Their friendship is taterly genuine, and comes with no strings ...
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Draught Horse
October 24, 2025
This was the last punny I drew, but certainly not the last one I’ll draw! I couldn’t remember when I did it; according to the ...
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“Hey, I know what to do: Make 2,900 of something!”
April 13, 2025
aka The Self-Inflicted PUNishment of a Dude Who Can’t Stop Drawing Puns When I started drawing puns back in 2013, I had no idea what ...
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7 Years of Pun: The Evolution of Guy Who Draws
April 27, 2020
In early 2013, my bitchin’ musician/artist/brother Chuck bought me a sketchbook. I wasn’t quite sure what I was going to do with it. Drawing always ...
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“String Poem” circa 2019
November 23, 2019
After converting one of my Gretsches into a hybrid guitar, I now have the ability to not only play my acoustic music on an electric ...
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