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It’s amazing how easy it is to find the stuff – not even a half a block away from my […]

Okay, let me lay some shit out for you here about my past. I recently have crossed paths with a

Tonight I have very special plans for a very special someone out there. I’m going to start by making my

Says who? Says me.I walked past 4 people today (all men, mind you), and fer cryin’ out loud. Put on

Just lookie here at what I have in store for you, you sexy portable music lover, you: For Sale: 1

I can’t remember exactly how it started, but one of the first things I remember about this dream is punching

If your bathroom window is about 20 feet away from a window in the neighboring complex that appears to be

T0day I gav3 my c0mput3r’s k3yb0ard a g00d cl3aning aft3r spilling s0m3 0rang3 juic3 0n th3 spac3bar | I t00k it

This isn’t the most fascinating thing to write about, but these are the sort of things that keep me up

I had 6 or 7 stray Cheerios left in my bowl with a wee splash of sugary milk. I had