Meet my cat Devo. He hasn't really been himself lately because I haven't been around much, so yesterday I decided to take him out with me while I was gone and try to make the [...]

You might as well be a nutcase - at least that makes it entertaining.Let me preface this by saying that unless a person is Enid from the movie Ghost World or Olivia Newton-John, they're not [...]

Hello, I am Doctor Edward, a.k.a. "Doctor Asshole".I work across the street from a coffee shop with prices that I think are too high and I tell them that a lot. The fact that I [...]

I'm going to see Leo Kottke on Sunday night and there's one problem: he starts at 8:00.Do you know what this means??? I'm going to miss Desperate Housewives.It starts at 8pm on Sunday as well. [...]

Dear Subway:You helped Jared shed the pounds, and now maybe you should develop a sandwich that helps him shed whatever it is that makes me want to punch him in the piehole- er, I mean, [...]

We have a "Buy 10, get one free" punch card system here at the coffee shop. It is quite popular with the customers... I know one guy in particular that comes in to get a [...]

Screw the details of the Zippo Hot Tour show we played last night... I want to talk about this guy:   Last night we were loading our gear in via freight elevator upstairs [...]