Dear readers/friends/family:For those of you wondering where the hell I went, I have recently been abducted by aliens and will return soon with all new stories and writings -Until then, hang in there, keep your [...]

Look at calendar, make sure the day is Friday January 21st 2005. Glance outside window, verify that yes, there is a rapidly growing 2' high blanket of snow on the ground, note that visibility beyond [...]

I know you're just doing your jobs, and gawd bless you, but I think at this point we're very well aware that yes, it snowed a lot, people got stuck at home or on the [...]

Man.. I hope I can type as fast as this lady is talking..."Mallory? Mallory? Mallory?""What?""What's this, Mallory?""It's a dollar, you know that. Now put it back in the tip jar.""I'm hungry Mallory!""No we have to [...]

Hello. My name is Devo and food is my Mama. I can not stop thinking about it... never have, never will. Food is my favorite thing in the whole world. If I had to choose [...]

I usually don't do requests, but one was put in for me to do some abstract writing and I feel obligated to go above and beyond to deliver the goods. Enjoy. Contrary to what many [...]

Ripped from today's breaking news headlines: Singer curses onstage at inaugural concertIf you can't say the word "fuck" at a rock and roll concert, kids or no kids, president or no president, it's not a [...]