Was just sitting at the computer in the coffee shop reading today's entertainment gnus on YAHOO! and attempting to sip an iced mocha out of a straw. While reading, I felt something poking my brain.. [...]
My brain hurts... yet another interesting, very late, beer pitcher-filled evening at the Terminal Bar open mic took place last night. One of my favorite local guitar slingers/homeboys Nick joined in and made what he [...]
Our Saturday night Area 52 show rocked like a bowl full of Quarry breakfast cereal (only you old school SNL fans will get that one.. if you're not, sorry - please substitute the comparison with [...]
In the early 90's, I worked overnights at Target with Derek for a number of years. Derek was funny, although he wasn't ever trying to be. It was all due to the fact that he'd [...]
That's right. For the sake of fuck. Of all things relating to the sakeness of fuck.1-14-05 9:30amRobot Barista sat in the coffee shop in the wee hours of the morning like the little old lady [...]
Wow.. I was just strolling past Devo's litterbox and spotted a rather peculiar item laying in there:The boy is a license to print money, I tell ya. If he can make these come out clean [...]
[Setting: Me at a crowded press conference. I walk up to podium in my tuxedo tee shirt, put on bifocals, take out a piece of paper and begin reading the following language into microphone to [...]
