Dear Joe Berkman,Happy Birthday to the bestest Iced Ink bassist ever.Just for you:Gee, I sure hope I set this to "private" so only you can read it, Joe. It would be a terrible and embarrassing [...]

Last night during a good ol’ late night Target shopping spree, I was going through my head picking out my attire for the day to follow as I usually do. People think I’m deep in [...]

Every morning at 6:45am when I go to get coffee before work, I see this weird bald dude wearing sunglasses in the coffee shop reading the paper. He bears an uncanny resemblance to Dr. Finklestein [...]

I'm baaaack! Finally got all caught up with the cross posting of journal entries. I think last one I posted here was Jan 4th, so we've all got some catching up to do. Get a [...]

In the abbreviation "Dr.", you subtract the letters octo and add a period to make it shorter. And with "Jr.", unio are removed from the word to make that shorter.Does this mean we can take [...]

When I say Product, I'm referring to hair goop. Three years ago I made the wise decision to chop my Cousin It hair off and thought it was gonna be easy. Well it is, I [...]

I just try to be a friendly person and say hi to people, but they never say anything back and always just look at me like I'm some sort of freak.I guess I should stop [...]