Whenever I see the Cool New People blurb on MySpace, I have to admit that I get a little green with envy. I think back to when I first enrolled for a MySpace account and [...]

Just you take a good long gander now before going any further:Okay.So. I'm sitting here watching the Golden Globes mindin' my own business and my blind neighbor I have spoken of here in previous accounts [...]

Oh, and a pack of socks. Jeez.I set out on what I thought would be an easy mission today: to buy a bitchin' rug to throw under my coffee table by the davenport to "tie [...]

Woah, I'm in a world of pain today. Played the incredibly awesome Stripped Down show at Caboobs last night and it was a hella good time, I must say. My left index finger has been [...]

I work near a Panera that I visit every so often when I don't have time to make breakfast (i.e. pour cereal into a bowl and dump milk and sugar on it). In their bakery [...]

Being a hopeless romantic (for extreme lack of better words) I've always wanted to be in a movie like those you see with the endings where the subject is depressed at the airport just about [...]

You may or may not have heard that the Mall-O-America's Camp Snoopy lost the rights to use America's most beloved sassy little beagle and his medicine ball-headed posse of Peanuts co-horts as their mascots. Camp [...]