If your bathroom window is about 20 feet away from a window in the neighboring complex that appears to be that of a yellow kitchen with me in it, I have one small suggestion:

You might want to close those blinds when you’re poopin’.

Pretty please with sugar on top.

I beg you.

No…. really.

When I come home tonight, I want to look out and see a nice miniblind pulled alllllll the way down when I peep across the alley. You’ve got a good 4-5 hours to comply, as I’m on my way out for the duration of the evening.

I’ll fix mine this weekend so you don’t have to worry anymore, but in the mean time if you could just be a lamb..