Lost In Love *insert dry heaves here*
Lost In Love *insert dry heaves here* Read Post »
I’ve been listening to Air Supply quite a bit today. Now that I’ve made you all throw up in your […]
Lost In Love *insert dry heaves here* Read Post »
I’ve been listening to Air Supply quite a bit today. Now that I’ve made you all throw up in your […]
I’m just trying to stay comfortably warm here. Read Post »
I have been on a mission to find the ultimate winter coat for the past 5 or 6 years. I
Lets keep the kiddies under control, shall we? Read Post »
I’m at a coffee shop minding my own business trying to get some work done here. Some lady’s little shit…
Attn. Grandma: Have fun in jail Read Post »
Many of you may remember the good times I had earlier this year when I was sent to jail driving
I bought some pants yesterday. Although I’ve saved both the tags and the receipt, I’ve been wearing them for almost
Every so often I hit a rut of utter confusion where I need to stop listen to the Genesis tune
Oh my.. it’s already been a year since my State Fair post. How time flies. You know what that means
I saw a big brown Dick! Read Post »
That’s right, a big hairy and sweaty one – and this Dick was walking the shores of Lake Calhoun last
Iced Ink – ALIVE! Read Post »
Iced Ink (a.k.a. my rock band) got a pretty damn good sounding CD off the mixing board from our Uptown
AnnoyingMax, a.k.a. Just let me buy a f*&king printer, Bitchcakes Read Post »
I went to OfficeMax to purchase a new printer yesterday because sadly, it was cheaper than buying new ink for