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Lanth, your wish is my command. I have been on blogging hiatus as of late and know it has left […]

Dear readers/friends/family: For those of you wondering where the hell I went, I have recently been abducted by aliens and

Look at calendar, make sure the day is Friday January 21st 2005. Glance outside window, verify that yes, there is

I know you’re just doing your jobs, and gawd bless you, but I think at this point we’re very well

Man.. I hope I can type as fast as this lady is talking… “Mallory? Mallory? Mallory?” “What?” “What’s this, Mallory?”

Hello. My name is Devo and food is my Mama. I can not stop thinking about it… never have, never

I usually don’t do requests, but one was put in for me to do some abstract writing and I feel

Ripped from today’s breaking news headlines: Singer curses onstage at inaugural concert If you can’t say the word “fuck” at

Was just sitting at the computer in the coffee shop reading today’s entertainment gnus on YAHOO! and attempting to sip

My brain hurts… yet another interesting, very late, beer pitcher-filled evening at the Terminal Bar open mic took place last