Mr. Mike

In the abbreviation “Dr.”, you subtract the letters octo and add a period to make it shorter. And with “Jr.”, […]

When I say Product, I’m referring to hair goop. Three years ago I made the wise decision to chop my

I just try to be a friendly person and say hi to people, but they never say anything back and

Whenever I see the Cool New People blurb on MySpace, I have to admit that I get a little green

Just you take a good long gander now before going any further: Okay. So. I’m sitting here watching the Golden

Oh, and a pack of socks. Jeez.I set out on what I thought would be an easy mission today: to

Woah, I’m in a world of pain today. Played the incredibly awesome Stripped Down show at Caboobs last night and

I work near a Panera that I visit every so often when I don’t have time to make breakfast (i.e.

Being a hopeless romantic (for extreme lack of better words) I’ve always wanted to be in a movie like those

You may or may not have heard that the Mall-O-America’s Camp Snoopy lost the rights to use America’s most beloved