A well hung banana is a happy banana
A well hung banana is a happy banana Read Post »
Get your mind out of the gutter, you perv. Okay, now on with today’s entry: I’ve always been an avid […]
A well hung banana is a happy banana Read Post »
Get your mind out of the gutter, you perv. Okay, now on with today’s entry: I’ve always been an avid […]
The Magical Disappearing Car Act Read Post »
My Halloween soitenly got off to a spooky start. Played a fun show last night with one of my all
Daylight Savings = confusion Read Post »
Tis that time of year again. I always get screwed up with which way I’m s’posed to turn the dial
Toys? He don’t need no stinkin’ toys. Read Post »
He gets sparkly toys. Friends have bought him toys that look like wee mice and other small animals. My mom
Happy Birt-day toooo Eesaaaa, Happy Birt-day toooo Eesaaaa… Read Post »
Today is a day of special celebration. Twas today that (my age+5) years ago, my lovely sister entered this fine
How to light a match Read Post »
My Grampa, as many of you who may have read about him know, lived through the Great Depression and therefore
Word of Caution: Do Not Flush Noodle Cake Read Post »
So, I had an interesting experience last night. Mom sent me home over the weekend with two containers of yummy
Lessons in heavy metal belt shopping Read Post »
So I bought me a new belt the other day, and went through some serious trouble to get it. Sad
Note to self: Frank is NOT Food. Frank is your kitty. Read Post »
Glad I finally get to move into my new place next week. My current landlord, a.k.a. guy who bought the
Living in fear of being pooped on by a bird Read Post »
I have a bizarre phobia that I’m trying to come to terms with: the fear of being pooped on by