Mr. Mike

Dear Mac-Donalds “Chick-AWWWWWWWWWnnnn…. awn.” Girl: I love you, you are my hero. But only under the condition that your soulful […]

Disagree or agree as much as you like, but I think Bob Dylan was f’in awesome. I’ve always known this

A sigh of relief.. kind of. I just spoke with the new owner this afternoon all planning to get in

So, my apartment caretaker knocked upon me door as I was emptying my last box of possessions from Move #9,

Quite a while ago I purchased a pack of 8 eyeballs with sticky backs on ’em with the intent of

I’m sitting here looking at an orange monkey squeaky toy on my desk and am a little perplexed, mainly because

I snapped some shots of me new abode all for your viewing pleasure here. Everyone’s welcome to come over for

I’ve had nice landlords in my day, as well as those that have proven to be the spawn of Satan.

I just thought of something the other day when my Dad’s dog was incessantly begging for treats. I bet she

I am signing my life away this evening in a cool old apartment in Uptown. Now that my karmic debt