Mr. Mike

I am at a coffee shop sipping on a creepy tasting $1 bottle of sodie pop. I have $8 in […]

I had this dream the other night that I was flying on the back of a purple hippopotamos and that

Lanth, your wish is my command. I have been on blogging hiatus as of late and know it has left

Dear readers/friends/family: For those of you wondering where the hell I went, I have recently been abducted by aliens and

Look at calendar, make sure the day is Friday January 21st 2005. Glance outside window, verify that yes, there is

I know you’re just doing your jobs, and gawd bless you, but I think at this point we’re very well

Man.. I hope I can type as fast as this lady is talking… “Mallory? Mallory? Mallory?” “What?” “What’s this, Mallory?”

Hello. My name is Devo and food is my Mama. I can not stop thinking about it… never have, never

I usually don’t do requests, but one was put in for me to do some abstract writing and I feel

Ripped from today’s breaking news headlines: Singer curses onstage at inaugural concert If you can’t say the word “fuck” at