I am never eating again!
This is a picture of me on Thanksgiving at the tail end of gorging myself on the piles of food […]
I am never eating again! Read Post »
This is a picture of me on Thanksgiving at the tail end of gorging myself on the piles of food […]
I am never eating again! Read Post »
If you’re a brain surgeon, please don’t take that literally. Put the scalpels down, man. For lack of anything else
Come spend 7 minutes inside of my brain Read Post »
Today is Thanksgiving, the day that officially kicks off the holiday season. Woo hoo! Before heading off to my mom’s
Thanksgiving reflections: what I’m thankful for Read Post »
Meet my cat Devo. He hasn’t really been himself lately because I haven’t been around much, so yesterday I decided
You might as well be a nutcase – at least that makes it entertaining. Let me preface this by saying
If you’re going to hit on me, Read Post »
Hello, I am Doctor Edward, a.k.a. “Doctor Asshole”. I work across the street from a coffee shop with prices that
I’m going to see Leo Kottke on Sunday night and there’s one problem: he starts at 8:00. Do you know
Anyone have a pocket TV? Read Post »
Dear Subway: You helped Jared shed the pounds, and now maybe you should develop a sandwich that helps him shed
Subway spokesman Jared gives me the creeps Read Post »
We have a “Buy 10, get one free” punch card system here at the coffee shop. It is quite popular
Frequent Buyer Cards Read Post »
Screw the details of the Zippo Hot Tour show we played last night… I want to talk about this guy:
The Glamorous Life Read Post »
Where was I? Where am I? Good questions. Right now it’s 6:54am and I’m sitting in the coffee shop. It’s
I’m alive and well… Where was I? Read Post »
Including rodents. Last night either a human going through some sort of identity crisis or an actual hamster by the
MySpace: Everyone’s doin’ it Read Post »
I started the workday off with a Leo Kottke compilation CD I made. Leo is the man solely responsible for
I am convinced that Leo Kottke is a robot Read Post »
My sister saw the movie “Ray” and brought the soundtrack to the store for me to check out (great music!)
Ray Charles throwing punches? Read Post »
Here is a screenshot of one of my email accounts. I emptied it out last Friday, it is now Wednesday,
Spam I Am: A glimpse into the mind of a compassionate Spam victim Read Post »
Setting: Golden Valley, MN. Indian restaraunt called Taste of India. Monday evening, approx. 6:35 pm. The night was cold. I
Belly full of Indian food + open mic night = not a good idea Read Post »
During my 2+ year tenure here at the coffee shop, the one thing I can count on is the same
Go away, you bastards! I don’t want to buy your crap Read Post »
Wow! With all of this writing I’ve been doing today, I feel like I’m on fire.. Apparently, so did this
Come on baby, light my fire Read Post »
Working at a coffee shop gets the creative drink making part of your brain working. You get sick of the
New coffee shop drink ideas Read Post »