My cat is molesting me in the middle of the night.
My cat is molesting me in the middle of the night. Read Post »
Okay, things are getting a little freaky between my cat Frank and I. I let him sleep in the bed […]
My cat is molesting me in the middle of the night. Read Post »
Okay, things are getting a little freaky between my cat Frank and I. I let him sleep in the bed […]
Russian Roulette: Party Pizza style Read Post »
I didn’t feel much like cookin’ tonight so I opted for a frozen pizza instead. Not just any frozen pizza
Open letter to the chicken-gasm girl Read Post »
Dear Mac-Donalds “Chick-AWWWWWWWWWnnnn…. awn.” Girl: I love you, you are my hero. But only under the condition that your soulful
Let me state for the record that Bob Dylan was the shit. Read Post »
Disagree or agree as much as you like, but I think Bob Dylan was f’in awesome. I’ve always known this
Adden-dumb to my “Make that 10 Moves…” post Read Post »
A sigh of relief.. kind of. I just spoke with the new owner this afternoon all planning to get in
Make that 10 moves… Read Post »
So, my apartment caretaker knocked upon me door as I was emptying my last box of possessions from Move #9,
Quite a while ago I purchased a pack of 8 eyeballs with sticky backs on ’em with the intent of
Orange Armless Monkey Therapy Session Read Post »
I’m sitting here looking at an orange monkey squeaky toy on my desk and am a little perplexed, mainly because
I snapped some shots of me new abode all for your viewing pleasure here. Everyone’s welcome to come over for
I’ve had nice landlords in my day, as well as those that have proven to be the spawn of Satan.