The Big Nothing:
Being a geetarist, I occasionally stumble upon ideas that have been buried in the back of my mind for quite […]
Being a geetarist, I occasionally stumble upon ideas that have been buried in the back of my mind for quite […]
How my job search just got even slower Read Post »
2 words: 56K modem. Here is the process: 1) Log onto internet2) Look on job pages, bite nails and pull
Corduroy Silencers Read Post »
I was walking around in Barnes and Noble today while wearing corduroy pants. I like corduroys as much as the
The Herpes of Nature Read Post »
I truly believe there is no God. Why? Because as of today, a bevy of chigger bites have appeared on
Cats are awesome. Read Post »
If you’re not a cat person, you may as well just skip this one and go about your daily business,
“Why doan chu go see how far chu can steek chor head up chor ass?” Read Post »
Those words, my friends, are the recipe for getting your drug-deal partner bound, gagged, and carved up with a chainsaw
NO GUNS ALLOWED BEYOND THIS EXIT Read Post »
We had lunch the other day in a local watering hole and I noticed a sign that caught my attention.
Introducing the Meat Smoothie Online Store Read Post »
I’ve always daydreamed about making my own ridiculous T-shirts and stickers… seems as if I’ve finally stumbled onto a place
Can you hear me now? Read Post »
I’m sitting at the coffee shop looking for work and listening to yet another pompous asshole talk way too loud
I’ll take 1 Big Mac and a copy of “Red Dawn” Read Post »
It’s time for you to meet RedBox. If you haven’t seen the ads yet, Mac-Donald’s now rents movies via a