Mr. Mike

I was walking around in Barnes and Noble today while wearing corduroy pants. I like corduroys as much as the […]

I truly believe there is no God. Why? Because as of today, a bevy of chigger bites have appeared on

If you’re not a cat person, you may as well just skip this one and go about your daily business,

Those words, my friends, are the recipe for getting your drug-deal partner bound, gagged, and carved up with a chainsaw

We had lunch the other day in a local watering hole and I noticed a sign that caught my attention.

I’ve always daydreamed about making my own ridiculous T-shirts and stickers… seems as if I’ve finally stumbled onto a place

I’m sitting at the coffee shop looking for work and listening to yet another pompous asshole talk way too loud

It’s time for you to meet RedBox. If you haven’t seen the ads yet, Mac-Donald’s now rents movies via a

Friday Not much new today. We are building a new hill, as some bastard kid rode his bike over our

Last night I whooped up a nice nuclear Heat-N-Eat dinner which featured Chicken Twinkies as the main course. I usually