All bow down to the Weather Penis
All bow down to the Weather Penis Read Post »
If you’ve never seen one of these before, no, it is not a fancy bong, it’s a Galileo thermometer (more […]
All bow down to the Weather Penis Read Post »
If you’ve never seen one of these before, no, it is not a fancy bong, it’s a Galileo thermometer (more […]
I am never eating again! Read Post »
This is a picture of me on Thanksgiving at the tail end of gorging myself on the piles of food
Come spend 7 minutes inside of my brain Read Post »
If you’re a brain surgeon, please don’t take that literally. Put the scalpels down, man. For lack of anything else
Thanksgiving reflections: what I’m thankful for Read Post »
Today is Thanksgiving, the day that officially kicks off the holiday season. Woo hoo! Before heading off to my mom’s
My cat is a nerd. Read Post »
Meet my cat Devo. He hasn’t really been himself lately because I haven’t been around much, so yesterday I decided
If you’re going to hit on me, Read Post »
You might as well be a nutcase – at least that makes it entertaining. Let me preface this by saying
Meet Dr. Asshole. Read Post »
Hello, I am Doctor Edward, a.k.a. “Doctor Asshole”. I work across the street from a coffee shop with prices that
Anyone have a pocket TV? Read Post »
I’m going to see Leo Kottke on Sunday night and there’s one problem: he starts at 8:00. Do you know
Subway spokesman Jared gives me the creeps Read Post »
Dear Subway: You helped Jared shed the pounds, and now maybe you should develop a sandwich that helps him shed
Frequent Buyer Cards Read Post »
We have a “Buy 10, get one free” punch card system here at the coffee shop. It is quite popular