2005

While watching Revenge of the Nerds with Kimb last night, I got up to wash me hands at the kitchen […]

So I went in to get what I refer to as a “hair reduction” at the Hair Po-leese in Uptown.

So we went to see “Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy” over the weekend. Here’s what happens in a nutshell: Man

I watched Back To The Future the other night as I like to do from time to time. Watching movies

Good morning, audience! Today I’m putting the final touches on the arrangement of a new Iced Ink tune that I’m

I saw a news story on the telly last night that made me want to take a rubber mallet and

Over, finished, done, gone, out. Barry is the lad’s name and our pickles are tickled to have him on board.

You with the hilarious fabricated lisp and white boots. You know who you are. Yeah, you with the new bike.

I don’t know why exactly I remembered this, but I was thinking back on all of the stupid shit we

That’s what my intent is here: For each and everyone who reads this to post something stupid. Why? Because I

This just occurred to me: Fasting should not be called fasting, because any time you starve yourself on purpose for

Coke with lime. *sigh* Why does this exist? Is there an underground society of Coke drinkers out there that are

Yes Satriani fans, that there was a blatant ripoff of one of my favorite songs of his. Now that’s out

Kimb and I embarked on a journey to good ol’ historic Southern MN over the weekend which took place in

I was watching the Today Show this morning and they did a segment on this completely ridiculous beauty makeover of

Just when you think things can’t get any worse, you wake up naked and disoriented in an abandoned parking lot

I was listening to the radio in the Pinto and a band came on that made me cringe a little.

Let this be a word of advice to any of you who bathe. I showered yesterday as I like to

Dear Oreo Thin Crisps®: I would like to take this opportunity to thank you for pointing out a great Healthy

I’ve got some time to kill before a lunch date and have to get something off of my chest in