Guitar Center Ate My Balls
Guitar Center Ate My Balls Read Post »
I loathe Guitar Center. A few years ago I even went so far as to put together a “song” named […]
Grand Theft Parking Lot
Grand Theft Parking Lot Read Post »
1 shot in Conn. Playstation waiting line My darling brother Chuck and I went to Best Buy on Wednesday and
Okay, can somebody please tell me what the fuck this is supposed to mean?
Okay, can somebody please tell me what the fuck this is supposed to mean? Read Post »
I just received a perplexing spam email this morning and is it me, or is the crux of the message
I demand the use of the word “Dems” to cease immediately.
I demand the use of the word “Dems” to cease immediately. Read Post »
I don’t know why it bugs the shit out of me so much when people abbreviate certain words whilst talking,
True Confessions: Really Stupid Shit I Did When I Was a Kid
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Vol. XIVChapter VIIpp. 34-41 Todd was a good buddy of mine back in grade school. He was the token cool
Here’s everything good I can think of about having bronchitis:
Here’s everything good I can think of about having bronchitis: Read Post »
I went to the doc on Monday after being sick for 3 weeks. Survey SAYS: Bronchitis. That said, here’s everything
Politicians are dumb stupid idoit fart booger-butt dumby dootie heads
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“Hey Mike, which politician do you despise most?” Me:Â “Yes.” I’ve had it up to here [fusion_builder_container hundred_percent=”yes” overflow=”visible”][fusion_builder_row][fusion_builder_column type=”1_1″
Spontaneous combustion of a moist towelette
Spontaneous combustion of a moist towelette Read Post »
Recently the Misses and I were vacationing in a lovely little small town in Southern Minnesota. I brought my Taylor
Clyders vs. The Pumpkin Innards
Clyders vs. The Pumpkin Innards Read Post »
I ain’t carved a jack-o-lantern in at least a good 5-6 years, and last weekend we had the rare opportunity
Man, I sure as shit can tell that it’s Friday the 13th.
Man, I sure as shit can tell that it’s Friday the 13th. Read Post »
It’s been one thing after another today. First, I woke up at 6:02am when my alarm was set to go