2005

11:42pm So, here I am back in my hometown of Cottage Grove, MN where all of this suspended license bullcaca […]

I played news reporter today on my homey VomitGod’s blog… read it and weep as I huff a gentle breath

I don’t know how things work where you live, but here in the Twin Shitties, our local television stations go

Preface: I am not being a kiss-ass here and am by no means a rock critic – I’m just presenting

Have you ever tried to not think before? It’s pretty damn hard, because you tell yourself “Okay, I’m not going

I was walking down Harriet Avenue in Uptown the other day and heard a pigeon in the distance. I didn’t

Lady on sidewalk: “Here, you should read this!”Me: “Huh?” Lady on sidewalk hands me small booklet and continues walking. If

That there is the title of a yet-to-be-finished Iced Ink song and it goes quite nicely with today’s journal entry

As I sit here enjoying my potentially hazardous Freon-encrusted/scented/contaminated can of Diet Coke, I’m listening to one of the CDs

I don’t really understand it… we were driving home last night and before I knew it (or even thought it),

I’m usually a hard egg to crack when it comes to movies that put a lump in my throat and

Preface: Last Friday our dear friend Blessica made Kimberoni and myself a mean meatloaf dinner at her apartment which involved

The other day as I was sitting in the back of the cop car while the officer was going through

I’m probably going to offend some people or at the very least go to Hell for this, but oh well…

That’s right folks, yours truly spent some time (my first and LAST time) in the Washington County slammer yesterday, and

People often ask me about secrets of my guitar playing and I rarely talk about it, simply because I don’t

Read it here on YAHOO! News. Assuming this is an oral flu and not the sitting down holding onto the

I am at a coffee shop sipping on a creepy tasting $1 bottle of sodie pop. I have $8 in

I had this dream the other night that I was flying on the back of a purple hippopotamos and that

Lanth, your wish is my command. I have been on blogging hiatus as of late and know it has left