The Chronicles of Pinto, Vol I Chapter XIV pp 22-25
Attn. motorhead bitches: I repeat: the Pinto is Not for Sale.A few days ago I walked out to my car […]
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Women’s Expo 2006 (part 1 of 2)
Saturday January 28th was not just any Saturday. Oh no, it was Women’s Expo Saturday. To all the Manly Man
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I kicked Artificial Intelligence’s ASS.
I’ve been a lil’ hooked on the game 20 Questions (the online version) since reading about it on a message
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Dear Oprah: Don’t be hatin’.
In case you haven’t heard, let me sum up this recent Oprah Winfrey gnus story for you:1. Oprah Winfrey reads James
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Micycle’s Thursday morning Bitchfest
Here’s some tings that bug me. wHEN i’M TYPING AND LOOK UP TO SEE THAT ALL OF THE LOWER CASE
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Lack of work ethic leads to memories of Rosanne the celophane-eating pig
Ever just not in the mood to work some days? That would be nearly every day for me, but it’s
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You sexy chockit malt, you.
Monday, 9:35pmYou spoke to me from afar. From 1 and a half blocks away, to be exact. I was all
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F**k you Caribou Coffee for making me late, but thanks for the free mocha
Dear Caribou Coffee:It’s all your fault. I had a 9am meeting to be at on Saturday, and I’ll be damned
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Happy Birfday to Joe B. on bass!
Dear Joe Berkman, Happy Birthday to the bestest Iced Ink bassist ever. Just for you: Gee, I sure hope I
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How to have really heavy clothes for only $2.50
Last night during a good ol’ late night Target shopping spree, I was going through my head picking out my
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Dr. Finkelstein and the White Coats vs. the Minneapplesauce Earthlings
Every morning at 6:45am when I go to get coffee before work, I see this weird bald dude wearing sunglasses
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The Pus. N.
In the abbreviation “Dr.”, you subtract the letters octo and add a period to make it shorter. And with “Jr.”,
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Product makes me mad.
When I say Product, I’m referring to hair goop. Three years ago I made the wise decision to chop my
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When I’m out and about on the city sidewalks and in the malls,
I just try to be a friendly person and say hi to people, but they never say anything back and
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Cool New People on MySpace
Whenever I see the Cool New People blurb on MySpace, I have to admit that I get a little green
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Okay boys and girls, it’s time to play “What the F**K is THIS?”
Just you take a good long gander now before going any further: Okay. So. I’m sitting here watching the Golden
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I went shopping for a rug and alls I got was this lousy chockit shake
Oh, and a pack of socks. Jeez.I set out on what I thought would be an easy mission today: to
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The Day Afters
Woah, I’m in a world of pain today. Played the incredibly awesome Stripped Down show at Caboobs last night and
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Let’s rename Muffies, shall we?
I work near a Panera that I visit every so often when I don’t have time to make breakfast (i.e.
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