My Mother’s car is possessed by the Demons of Safety
My Mother’s car is possessed by the Demons of Safety Read Post »
My Mommy has been kind enough to loan me her red Toyota until I adopt my 2nd station wagon – […]
Don’t Be Sad… 2 Out of 133 Ain’t Bad
Don’t Be Sad… 2 Out of 133 Ain’t Bad Read Post »
Did I just refer to a Meat Loaf song? The end of civilization as we know it is near.. Off
Nose Harmonica
As I was on my way to band practice cranking Billy Joel’s “Piano Man” to drown out the neighboring vehicle’s
GREETING IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST.
GREETING IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST. Read Post »
I received the following email today. Gee, I really hope things work out for her – maybe if she lands
Happy Birfday to me Pops!
Happy Birfday to me Pops! Read Post »
It was on this day that me beloved Father Dear entered this world back a few years ago and I’d
Have you seen my watch?
Have you seen my watch? Read Post »
I can’t seem to find it. It says “FOSSIL” on the face and is affixed to a rather wide piece
This Memorial Day, I’m not getting paid!
This Memorial Day, I’m not getting paid! Read Post »
Yaaay! Because I am an ignorant American citizen who is about as knowledgeable with history as I am quantum physics,
Pee-nocchio
Caution: inappropriate observation ahead I saw an ad this morning featuring Pinocchio and Gepetto as the main characters. I don’t
One of the worst ways to bother me…
One of the worst ways to bother me… Read Post »
I will preface this entry with a lyric from an old KISS tune: “I’m walkin’ down the street mindin’ my
Cottage Grove po-leese department (continued)
Cottage Grove po-leese department (continued) Read Post »
Joe Berkman emailed me this link today (thanks, Joe!): http://www.startribune.com/stories/467/5424219.html Remember… this man is the head of the same league