2005

Last year Dick Clark (a.k.a. America’s Oldest Teenager) had to sit out from his Rockin’ New Years Eve special because […]

2005 has proven to be by far the craziest year ever for this fella. It started off quite horrifyingly, and

To those of you who knew I did smoke and to those who weren’t even aware that I had started,

My New Years resolution: To stop thinking I’m going to get a yummy mocha at the blue Dunn Bros. on

I was at a party over the summer and played this Playstation 2 game that was imported from Japan that

I think that I missed my calling as a professional photographer. You’re about to see what I mean, as I’d

Look at what’s happend to my toofpaste. The photo probably doesn’t clearly illustrate what’s happening here, so allow me to

Instead of wasting time writing a lengthy journal entry, I picked up my acoustic geetar and slapped down a new

My Dear Friends,Boy have I got a gift story to share with you that will make you green with envy.

Was at Papa Johns the other day picking up dinner because I like authentic Italian cuisine just as much as

I was on the way to Home Depot to get the final gallon of paint for my place to ensure

Please kill me. I’ve had the song Surfin Bird in my head for the last 24 hours and it’s starting

I’m watching the Bobcat snowplow thing outside the window here at work clear the new 2 foot layer of snow

I got in the elevator at work today and the door closed. I stood there for a good minute or

I’ve taken up a new hobby. I can hold a cat up to my head (my cat Frank at least)

When I was a wee pup around the age of 6 or 7, I began to crave off the wall

Cause Jesus H., they’re definitely living up to their name if they indeed are: Yeah, I know, that’s pretty fuckin’

Since I’ve moved into my place, I’ve had the darndest time with the paper towel roll holder that was here

Don’t mind me, I’m just going stir crazy (good movie) at the 39 hour and 38 minute mark of my

I just woke up to a strange dripping noise coming from the corner of my bedroom wall and now I